fuckyeahloldemort

neolution:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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definitelynotsatan

officialunitedstates:

escavaiier:

officialunitedstates:

hey everyone I have some OPINIONS about people who wear flip flops.  first of all what kind of name is flip flops? a better name is cheap plastic sandals.  okay next of all they are a really bad type of shoe it is impossible to walk through mud or anything messy without it getting on your feet.  THIRD people who wear them are LACKING in STYLE

theyre called thongs in australia

no one ASKED.  stay down under where you belong